100 Mini Roses: Chapter 2 - The first baby is On The way

It had been a long day yesterday after Cindy discovered that she had made a extremely bad move but she had no choice now it was a case of a homeless outcast with little chance of kids or 100 kids but it wont be long now till our Brave little Cindy is pregnant with the 1st if 100 children.

"Zzzzzzzzzz...*eh* *zzz* errrr god I gotta get up... I could just lie hear thoe *Rumble* or maybe not I think I'm hungry"

So Cindy was driven out of her nice warm bed by well hunger

"hmmmmm.... should I make the bed........ naaaa I can do it later"

Erm No Cindy you can make it right this instant young lady what sort of example would you be setting if you had kids already!

"god fine whatever I'll make the stupid bed..... also it shouldn't matter yet I'm not even up the duff yet"

yeh well you will be by the end of the day...
"what?!"

Just get on with it I shouldn't even be speaking to you! I'm just the narrator

"whatever I'm going for a shower"

"erm excuse me I'm trying to use the loo get that camera off me!"

"SERIOUSLY I'm trying to have a shower GET OUT!!!!"

okokokok don't bite my head off

tumpty tum

"well I guess I better check my messages see if any of them blokes replied to me"

"OH you sir do not know a good thing when she messages you! but 3 out of 4 ain't bad and ha no no no I am not going to add you your like prehistoric old many *decline*"

"hmmmmm who should I call out of these blokes... eeny meeny miny mo catch a zenyatta by the hoof eeny miny you!"

"Hi is this Connor Frio? ahuh wonderful so erm yeh you wanted to get to know me better? oh well that could be fun I'll be round in about an hour? yeh that sounds good nice speaking to you see you soon"

"1 cab please for in about an hour?"

"hmmm well I still haven't got any breakfast strange I was hungry when I got up meh what shall I have for breakfast today..... hmmmmm waffles it is!"

"god I hope I made the right choice in accepting the challenge..."

"omnomnomnomnom Cindy howwwwww are you such a good cook??? oh I don't know Cindy I suppose its just a mystery"

"washing the dishes gotta wash the dishes ladidadidadididaaa"

"Ewwwwww I got something stuck in my teath!"

"finally the cabs hear he'll be thinking I'm not coming!"

"ok no turning back now..."

"hey pleased to meat you Cindy you're even prettier in person!"

"haha thanks your not too shabby yourself *although you could do with a shave...*"

"huh did you say something?"

"uh no no nothing cutie nothing at all"

"Sooooo Connor are you from tennessee? you your the only 10 I see"

"erm that was kinda creepy"

Turns out Connor doesn't like flirting and Becky feels guilty instantly
"WHAT no I don't! what's wrong wae him theres nothing wrong with a bit of flirting I bet he's frigid..."

"seriousley Cindy do you keep muttering insults about me to yourself or something?!"

"oh god no connor no you got me all wrong I just wanna be your friend you see please forgive me!"

"awwww it okay Cindy"

"heh heh heh I just had a stroke of genius now"

"seriously quit talking to yourself you're starting to act all crazy haha"

"oh I am crazy check this out duuuhhh uuuhhh lookk at meee uuuhhhhh I'm like so sexy duuuuuuhhhhh"

"like omg me to cindy duuuuuuuuhhh don't you wanna just hop into bed with me uhhhhhhhh"

"........ hahahaha"

"omg omg omg who am I Connor! "Well hello there derie are you haveing a nice day be sure to vote me for mayor hummmtyy hummmty tumpity duuuhhh"

"hahahahaha omg you sound just like her hahaha you legend!!"

"OMG YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE!!!"

"what what what TELL ME TELL MEEE!!"

"A Rock Paper scissors war!"

"OH you are so on!"

"Rock Paper Scissors!"

"Oh dang it connor you beat me!"

"YUSSSS I KNEW PAPER WAS THE RIGHT MOVE TO MAKE AHUH AHUH I AM THE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"........."

"yano Cindy your diferent from the rest... there's something special about you"

"you really think so? I think theres something special about you too..."

"yanoo my backs kinda sore from working out don't think you could give it a quick massage could you?"

"off course I dont see why not I love giving massages"

"does that feel better Connor?"

"Miles better thank you Cindy you're an angel in disguise"

"and so are you connor so are you"

"are you sure you wana do this Cindy? its not to late to change your mind we have only just met after all"

"no I want to do this I feel as though I need to do this some come hear you big strong man"

"ooooohh hehehe oh oh hahaha"

"omg that was so fun again connor again!"

"well I sure aint gunna complain! mmmmmm come on babe lets go back under these covers"
"ewww he called me babe turn off much I'm a lady not a pig!"

And so the deed was done Cindy would soon find out if it had worked or not in the meantime she would keep connor sweet just incase they need to try again

"hmmmm wonder where he went well I best get going home think I'll do him a favour and make the bed though"

"there now thats done I best head home"

"♫ I like boots you your drunk tattoo driveing in the country when the dafidils bloom hmm hmhmmhhmm lalalalala♫"

"time for some grub about time too I haven't eaten since yesterday morning"

"ahhhhhh Sugar bills!"

"hmmm 80 simolines well thats not to bad I have 800 but I think I better ring Mrs Goth find out how I can continue to pay the bills without working" but first I just gotta erm---"

Cindy runs to the bathroom

"oh god gross! ewww I can taste it"

"god how can such a tiny bin hold so much rubbish!" oh yeh thats right I was gunna call Mrs Goth

"hey Mrs Goth I was just wondering how I'm supposed to pay the bills without a job or any source of income? oh ok then so I can work from home writing or gardening or painting well I have a laptop so I'll try to write a book thanks for the advice bye nice talking to you"

"hmmmmm lets see how about a none fiction book about...... hmmmmmmmm Dolphins yeh dolphins, dolphins are awsome think I'll go to bed soon thoe"

*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

"Oh god I think I'm guna be -----"

*BLACH* "ewwwww not again oh god thats nasty"

"wonderful it made the toilet all dirty -_- better clean it before it gets blocked up then back to bed"

*Zzzzzzzzzzzz*

"Ahhrrrrr I WANT pancakes!! why do I want pancakes so bad why not waffles or Ice cream oh wait whats this..."

"I think... I'm pregnant..."

No **** sherlock

"shut ya face"

"ahhhhhh pancakes but ewwww the stoves grubby"

"ahhhhh that feels better"

"better clean up this kitchen now"

♫you think roses are a waste of time♫
'cause in 3 days they just welt up and die
we want 'em anyway
♫it's a girl thing♫

♫you think were pretty, at the break of dawn ♫
when we wake up without our makeup on
we turn the other way
♫hey it's a girl thing♫